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07 Nov 2018, 15:02

Tommy wrote:
07 Nov 2018, 14:47
Bijau dabar sumeluoti, bet ar tik ne gerb. Hippo sename forume buvo išjuokęs mintis, jog tokios agentų paleidžiamos antys turi nors kiek įtakos kontraktuose bei transferuose?
Bet aš net nesakyčiau kad tai netiesa, reali įtaka čia turbūt tik mega-transferams?
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07 Nov 2018, 15:09

Furis wrote:
07 Nov 2018, 15:02
Tommy wrote:
07 Nov 2018, 14:47
Bijau dabar sumeluoti, bet ar tik ne gerb. Hippo sename forume buvo išjuokęs mintis, jog tokios agentų paleidžiamos antys turi nors kiek įtakos kontraktuose bei transferuose?
Bet aš net nesakyčiau kad tai netiesa, reali įtaka čia turbūt tik mega-transferams?
Na bet forume nieks ir neaptarinėja sekmadienio futbolo lygos perėjimų.
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07 Nov 2018, 19:04

Aš aišku neatsimenu ką ten konkrečiai išjuokiau ar ne, bet šiaip tai man tikrai juoką kelia tokios agentų kalbos kaip “dėl mano žaidėjo mušasi 5 EPL ir 7 Bundeslygos klubai”. Dažniausiai taip būna kalbant apie žaidėjus iš mažesnių lygų, kuriais iš tikrųjų niekas per daug nesidomi, bet labai norisi kad kažkas susidomėtų. Visokių Mbappe atveju tokia taktika turi mažesnę prasmę, nes jais tikrai beveik visi domisi, tai koks tikslas sekt pasakas?
Teoriškai aišku įmanoma ir net realu, kad tokie greedy cuntai, kokie yra agentai, bandys visais būdais išsimušt savo milijonus. O žinant, kokių bambukų esama top klubų vadovybėse, įmanoma, kad tokia taktika kartais net ir pasiteisina. Bet praktiškai daug realesnė ir paprastesnė taktika yra "karoče duodi man 7 limonus arba pyz... na..."

O šiuo konkrečiu atveju tai su visa pagarba šitas leaksas yra apie žalią žolę. It seams possible that would seem to hint.. :character-kermit:
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07 Nov 2018, 19:29

hippo wrote:
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O šiuo konkrečiu atveju tai su visa pagarba šitas leaksas yra apie žalią žolę. It seams possible that would seem to hint.. :character-kermit:
Mbappe neturi agento, jo atstovas yra jo tėvas. Gal tuomet turi scenarijų kodėl transfero dieną Jorge Mendes įkristų pinigai į alkoholio dėžutę? Prisiminė, kad anais metais Chorkė kalėdinį balių organizavo, pirko šnapsą, agurkus ir konfeti, bet šaibų niekas taip ir nesumetė?
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07 Nov 2018, 19:47

Porą versijų turiu, bet trūksta įrodymų.
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10 Nov 2018, 09:41

Geras threadas apie kontraktus futbole
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12 Nov 2018, 12:30

Galbūt tai įvyko jau seniai ir tik aš po akmeniu gyvenau, tačiau Sqawka LABAI patobulino savo comparison matrix įrankį. Labai daug naujų pjūvių pridėta, pagal kuriuos galima lyginti žaidėjus.

http://www.squawka.com/en/comparison-matrix
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12 Nov 2018, 13:17

Phect wrote:
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Galbūt tai įvyko jau seniai ir tik aš po akmeniu gyvenau, tačiau Sqawka LABAI patobulino savo comparison matrix įrankį. Labai daug naujų pjūvių pridėta, pagal kuriuos galima lyginti žaidėjus.

http://www.squawka.com/en/comparison-matrix
Turint omeny kokia sausra futbole su statistika, tai čia labai liuks. :handgestures-thumbup:

Kadangi Woodwardo emailą turiu, CV dėl trenerio pozicijos sakiau nebesiųsiu, tai bent pasiūlysiu žaidėją:

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12 Nov 2018, 14:56

Andre būtų įdomus variantas. Lošia dažniausiai double-pivot'e, atlieka žiauriai daug juodo darbo ir ne pirmi metai jau, bet nieko neatkreipia dėmesio iš rimtesnių komandų.
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21 Nov 2018, 14:59

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comment ... vember_22/

Edin Dzeko atsakinės į klausimus reddite. Kokia diena būti gyvam. :madridista:
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21 Nov 2018, 15:02

Furis wrote:
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https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comment ... vember_22/

Edin Dzeko atsakinės į klausimus reddite. Kokia diena būti gyvam. :madridista:
Nagi, prisipažinkite kuris. :madridista: @ValeTH?

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22 Nov 2018, 10:50

Cue the Benny Hill theme song.
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29 Nov 2018, 13:37

Kas matėte, o kas ne, bet Reddite žmonės kaupia sąrašą pačių geriausių futbolo įvykių, antraščių, citatų ir pvz nežinant konteksto, kai kurios jų atrodo tiesiog įspūdingai. Ponios ir ponai, dabartinis sąrašas:
Patrice Evra: I went too far when I sucked the toes of the chicken

ArsenalFanTV's Robbie appears on Chinese national TV regarding news of Russia-UK tensions

Iker Casillas: "Next year will be 50 years of the (supposed) moon landing. I'm at a dinner with friends arguing about it. Do you think man stepped on the moon? I don't think so!

I Feel Sensations Under Sarri I Never Thought I'd Feel Again - Fabregas

Ronaldo, in the United dressing room, would stand naked in front of the mirror, running fingers through his hair, replying to goads from his teammates: 'Ah yes [Messi is better]. But Messi does not look like this...'

You fucking horsecock" Norwegian premiership Start teaching their Nigerian player Afeez Aremu the local curse words of their next opponent in promotional video.

Roma fans greet players with 50kg of carrots at a training session for being shite.

South African Tokyo Sexwale to stand for Fifa presidency

Arsenal's Alexis Sanchez victim of magic as Peru fans curse him with tortoise

Asamoah Gyan holding press conference to deny he used rapper as human sacrifice

Would there be a big controversy if hypothetically 11vs11 balls started to play with one human?

Shaqiri: "One time I was injured at Inter and Mancini sent me to a miraculous healer in the mountains. Didn't help me at all. At Stoke we've got seven physios."

Hernanes on celebrating after scoring against his old club- "It was the saddest backflip of my career"

Dele Adebola: I do not have Ebola

Zlatan apologizes for calling France a shit country

Monchi (Sevilla FC) : "We have made a mistake by selling Coke"

Rolando Wins Ballon d'Or 2014

"Balotelli is very nice, but he used to pee on our boots" - Kerlon

Buddhist monks behind Leicester City incredible start, claims Vardy

Marco Pappa of the Colorado Rapids allegedly stabbed by Miss Washington USA last month

Ronaldo: I miss the big cute bear Ancelotti

Tottenham’s Mauricio Pochettino: Dele Alli will learn if treated as naughty son

Lasagna scores an injury time goal that will be hard to digest for Inter fans (Inter-Carpi 1-1)

Benitez sacking not announced yet because the area for press conference is occupied for a kids party

Pep: "We have options in defense - Badstuber, Neuer or sweet, sweet boy Kimmich"

Michail Antonio is no Homer Simpson, says West Ham boss Slaven Bilic

Russian top cop: gay pride parades have made French police weak and unprepared for mighty, manly Russian hooligans

Russian MP: "I don't see anything bad in the fans fighting. Quite the opposite: well done our lads!"

Daniel Sturridge admits to spraying fragrance on kit before games and enjoying smelling of strawberries

Slaven Bilic on Big Sam: "The players will respect him. He’s a big man. He’s Big Sam. You see him on the television, he fills the screen. You are looking for the board with the sponsors names behind. Where have they gone? You can’t see them."

PSG's stambouli making decision about Popsicle move soon.

Victor Wanyama confirmed his move to Spurs while speaking to inmates at Kamiti Maximum Prison in Kenya.

Tokelo Rantie dropped from South Africa national team for farting at the coach: "The flatulence was so suffocating that the putrid stench continues to hover over the team like a dark cloud."

Harry Redknapp says he wants to sign Benoit Assou-Ekotto for Birmingham City, but the player wishes to be a pornstar.

Shkodran Mustafi: ""I have spoken with Mesut, he told me everything. It was all very positive and I was quickly convinced, because I find the club horny"

Leroy Fer on accidentally buying a €30,000 horse: "Sh*t I've got a horse"

Mino Raiola on Twitter:DONNARAIOLA x HATERS 1-0 What's next?

Gianluigi Donnarumma: "The fans throwing dollars at me? I didn't realise they were dollars, I only noticed later. It all didn't affect me much though, because I'm focused on the Euros."

Porto claim they've access to emails which confirm Benfica spent €70k on witchcraft last season to help them win the Liga

Mike Ashley: "I am not Obi Wan Kenobi in charge of the Death Star"

Sven Goran Eriksen: 'Why can I not have more than one woman at once?'

Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne claims he used to touch Les Ferdinand's penis before England games

Gabriel Jesus was surprised how different was fart in the Premier League, says that there is one player in Manchester City that likes to show his naked ass to the other players and Kevin de Bruyne is the most playful, Kevin de Bruyne loves to say "Porra, caralho"

50,000 Chile fans set to protest against Alexis Sanchez's girlfriend amid 'fatter than normal' claims

Darius Vassell: ‘I felt as if the goat looked at me just before it was sacrificed’

Neil Warnock on Asensio's injury: "I hardly have hairs anywhere. My daughter can’t believe how smooth I am."

Dick Advocaat (Dutch NT coach) last week: "Sweden won't win 8-0 against Luxembourg". At the moment, Sweden is leading 8-0 against Luxembourg

Theo Hernandez in controversy after celebrating his 20th birthday held at gunpoint by dwarves in Real Madrid kits

Aubameyang blames 'cursed orange juice' for Gabon's World Cup qualification failure

New Bayern coach Heynckes at press conference: "My daughter and my wife advised me on my decision. Then my dog Cando barked twice and the deal was sealed."

Duesseldorf keeper: I saved the ball with my penis

Lukaku looking at 3-match ban over Bong hits

Messi on his sons: "Mateo and Thiago are very different. Thiago is a phenomenon, more good and the other is just the opposite, a son of a bitch."

Franck Ribéry tells a fan to "go and eat his grandma's ass"

Carlos Carvalhal: "I will do my best to try and bring in the best players. I will look to the lobsters and sea bass, but if not we must buy sardines. But sometimes the sardines can win games."

Burnley Boss Sean Dyche has a gravel voice because he eats worms says former team mate

Batshuayi when asked why he moved to Dortmund: "black and yellow are my favourite colours because I like Batman and Spongebob"

Kenedy on joining Newcastle: “I know a bit about the history of some players, and also I watched a movie called Goal. It was good.”

With the signing of Arda Turan, Basaksehir now has 5 players that have beaten a journalist in their careers.

Lamia's GK Nikos Papadopoulos gets suspended for 5 games after hugging the referee by mistake following Lamia's 97th minute equaliser.

Danish national team getting told to think about their behaviour, because they yell "Big titties" at the end of their victory chant

Bryan Cabezas' transfer to Independiente falls through after his name is accidentally translated to ''Bryan Heads'' on the English version of the contract

Former Chelsea striker Mikael Forssell missed training 'because of a cat standing next to his car'

Mourinho on Micheal Essien: "I'm his white daddy"

Watford's injury curse continues - mascot Harry Hornet has broken his arm taking a penalty in a charity match.

Carles Puyol slapped by dildo wielding fan in Russia after World Cup draw

Moise Kean's father claim Juve owe him farming equipment in exchange for a contract with his son

Balotelli asked some of his colleagues (Neymar, Boateng, Falcao and others) to record a video where they call his brother a liar because he wouldn't admit his FIFA defeat

Saudi Player faces jail time for dabbing

Farhad Moshiri on Why Romelu Lukaku didn’t sign a new deal: “during the meeting (with Lukaku over a new contract) he said that he had to call his mother, who was on pilgrimage in Africa and had seen a voodoo who said he had to go to Chelsea”
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06 Dec 2018, 13:20

aBil wrote:
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Šūdklubio istorijos antroji dalis:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/man ... 36347.html
Dabar jau forume nebemadingas Tifo Football sudėliojo taškus ant i:

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06 Dec 2018, 14:05

Tommy wrote:
06 Dec 2018, 13:20
aBil wrote:
06 Nov 2018, 14:54
Šūdklubio istorijos antroji dalis:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/man ... 36347.html
Dabar jau forume nebemadingas Tifo Football sudėliojo taškus ant i:

Faktiškai paskutinės ~30 selkundžių viską pasako, ką reikia žinot apie šitą šūdų krūvą: "money and power will always win".
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