Bet aš net nesakyčiau kad tai netiesa, reali įtaka čia turbūt tik mega-transferams?
Futbolo nuorodos
Aš aišku neatsimenu ką ten konkrečiai išjuokiau ar ne, bet šiaip tai man tikrai juoką kelia tokios agentų kalbos kaip “dėl mano žaidėjo mušasi 5 EPL ir 7 Bundeslygos klubai”. Dažniausiai taip būna kalbant apie žaidėjus iš mažesnių lygų, kuriais iš tikrųjų niekas per daug nesidomi, bet labai norisi kad kažkas susidomėtų. Visokių Mbappe atveju tokia taktika turi mažesnę prasmę, nes jais tikrai beveik visi domisi, tai koks tikslas sekt pasakas?
Teoriškai aišku įmanoma ir net realu, kad tokie greedy cuntai, kokie yra agentai, bandys visais būdais išsimušt savo milijonus. O žinant, kokių bambukų esama top klubų vadovybėse, įmanoma, kad tokia taktika kartais net ir pasiteisina. Bet praktiškai daug realesnė ir paprastesnė taktika yra "karoče duodi man 7 limonus arba pyz... na..."
O šiuo konkrečiu atveju tai su visa pagarba šitas leaksas yra apie žalią žolę. It seams possible that would seem to hint..
Teoriškai aišku įmanoma ir net realu, kad tokie greedy cuntai, kokie yra agentai, bandys visais būdais išsimušt savo milijonus. O žinant, kokių bambukų esama top klubų vadovybėse, įmanoma, kad tokia taktika kartais net ir pasiteisina. Bet praktiškai daug realesnė ir paprastesnė taktika yra "karoče duodi man 7 limonus arba pyz... na..."
O šiuo konkrečiu atveju tai su visa pagarba šitas leaksas yra apie žalią žolę. It seams possible that would seem to hint..
Mbappe neturi agento, jo atstovas yra jo tėvas. Gal tuomet turi scenarijų kodėl transfero dieną Jorge Mendes įkristų pinigai į alkoholio dėžutę? Prisiminė, kad anais metais Chorkė kalėdinį balių organizavo, pirko šnapsą, agurkus ir konfeti, bet šaibų niekas taip ir nesumetė?
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Turint omeny kokia sausra futbole su statistika, tai čia labai liuks.Phect wrote: ↑12 Nov 2018, 12:30 Galbūt tai įvyko jau seniai ir tik aš po akmeniu gyvenau, tačiau Sqawka LABAI patobulino savo comparison matrix įrankį. Labai daug naujų pjūvių pridėta, pagal kuriuos galima lyginti žaidėjus.
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Kadangi Woodwardo emailą turiu, CV dėl trenerio pozicijos sakiau nebesiųsiu, tai bent pasiūlysiu žaidėją:
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Edin Dzeko atsakinės į klausimus reddite. Kokia diena būti gyvam.
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Nagi, prisipažinkite kuris.Furis wrote: ↑21 Nov 2018, 14:59 https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comment ... vember_22/
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Kas matėte, o kas ne, bet Reddite žmonės kaupia sąrašą pačių geriausių futbolo įvykių, antraščių, citatų ir pvz nežinant konteksto, kai kurios jų atrodo tiesiog įspūdingai. Ponios ir ponai, dabartinis sąrašas:
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Dabar jau forume nebemadingas Tifo Football sudėliojo taškus ant i:aBil wrote: ↑06 Nov 2018, 14:54 Šūdklubio istorijos antroji dalis:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/man ... 36347.html
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Faktiškai paskutinės ~30 selkundžių viską pasako, ką reikia žinot apie šitą šūdų krūvą: "money and power will always win".Tommy wrote: ↑06 Dec 2018, 13:20Dabar jau forume nebemadingas Tifo Football sudėliojo taškus ant i:aBil wrote: ↑06 Nov 2018, 14:54 Šūdklubio istorijos antroji dalis:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/man ... 36347.html
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Padažas: https://www.whoscored.com/Articles/OzD4 ... ve-tacklerA converted winger that offers no small input in the attacking phase of play for Roy Hodgson’s side, the youngster has taken to his defensive duties with aplomb. Of the 83 times that he has faced up an opponent this season, Wan-Bissaka has been dribbled past on just six occasions, leaving a success rate of 92.8 per cent that blows the rest of the competition out the water.